A Thanksgiving limerick for Psychologists

For the introduction of Charles (Chuck) Carver at UT Austin in 2011:

If you lash out when down on your luck,

Then Doc Carver may get you unstuck.
It's the low serotonin
Got you mopin' and moanin',
So try turkey instead of ground Chuck.

I'm surprised they didn't throw in a joke about carving. But I guess you can't have it all. Anyway for more groaners, visit the the UT Austin departmental limerick contest.